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Archive for August, 2009

  • "Grandpa, why aren't you using your Memory-o-matic 3000?" "Boy, when I was your age, the Memory-o-matic was called TheFacebook, and we had to tag --" "--Yes yes, you had to tag every person by hand, I know Grandpa, gosh."
  • Yes yes, I know the Jim bus didn't see the elephants, but I couldn't remember if Emily was on the elephant bus, so stuff it Wolahan.
  • Remember that Full House episode where the Tanners went to Disney World and DJ missed Steve so much that she hallucinated that Indiana Jones was her boyfriend?
  • "And furthermore, Dan, have you ever heard of a unicorn that *wasn't* benevolent?"
  • "Not even a teeny tiny pony?" "No."
  • Day Two
  • In retrospect, eating popcorn chicken inside a giant Civil War memorial is a little bit odd.